Monday, January 30, 2006

The Return of The Pax Family Singers!

It’s been awhile, but the Pax Romano Family Singers are back (well most of them) after a short hiatus, relaxing in the south of France and taking voice lessons at Celine Dion's School of Caterwauling in Vegas.

Tonight for your listening pleasure, we feature our own peculiar twist on Look at Me I’m Sandra Dee from the musical Grease, we hope you enjoy it … PLACES EVERYONE!


Spotlight center stage reveals Magnolia in bobby sox, a purple cotton shirt and bad wig...

(Mags):
Look at me, I'm Maggie T,
with an insurance policy.
Once I am wed,
my husband’s all turn up dead,
So sad for Maggie T!

Watch it, bitch, I'm filthy rich,
commenting on blogs till my finger’s twitch.
Cutting remarks,
swimming with sharks
That’s right I’m Maggie T!

(Just Rose):
She drinks and she swears,
(Frank):
That’s not her real hair,
(Tony):
She smokes cartons of discount cigarettes…
cough cough cough…
(Maidink):
Keep your filthy paws off her dime-store drawers.
(Merci):
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

(Mags):
As for you, Pax Romano,
I know where you want to go!
You've got your crust,
I’m no object of lust,

(Pax):
she’s just plain Maggie T!

(Mags):
Bill Hemmer, Wolf Blitzer, let me be,
keep that microphone far from me!
Just keep your cool,
now you're starting to drool !!!!

(ALL):
Hey, FUNGU, She’s Maggie T!

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