Monday, January 16, 2006

Pax Revealed!

Trying to remain anonymous in this day and age is not easy. Though many of you think I am an underpaid social worker toiling somewhere in the wilds of Southern New Jersey, Frank over at iFlipFlop has found me out.

Yes, I am actually the owner and operator of this charming food emporium in Manhattan. You know it's really me, because, well anyone who really knows me understands what a wholesome guy I am.

So the next time you are in NYC, stop in and say hi, I'll give you a great deal on free range chicken and steroid free hamburger.

PS, Magnolia works with me, her real name is Daisy Rainbow. She is married to a Methodist preacher and, on the side, runs a home for wayward girls.

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