Yes, I am actually the owner and operator of this charming food emporium in Manhattan. You know it's really me, because, well anyone who really knows me understands what a wholesome guy I am.
So the next time you are in NYC, stop in and say hi, I'll give you a great deal on free range chicken and steroid free hamburger.
PS, Magnolia works with me, her real name is Daisy Rainbow. She is married to a Methodist preacher and, on the side, runs a home for wayward girls.