State Office, Somewhere in South Jersey, Two Days before Xmas
Inside you will find:
1 Large Sheet cake that says “Happy Birthday, Karl” on it sitting on the table on the small conference room.
1 Petite clerical worker going around handing out home made brownies.
1 Large tray of baked goods wrapped in festive green plastic sitting by my desk thanks to Zelda.
1 Container of chocolate shortbread also made by Zelda.
1 Huge gingerbread cake sitting by my coffee pot, made by Mama Jax.
3 Whitman Samplers sitting on the table in the lunch room.
Plans for a pizza luncheon are being made; as well as a farewell party later this morning for a retiring co-worker.
Could some one just put an IV of liquid lard into my arm and get this over with already?