Friday, November 11, 2005
Honor a Vet, Buy Something You Don't Really Need
In honor of the men and women who have lost their lives in war, SUV prices are being slashed!! To further the cause of freedom, people put their lives on the line, and you can get an entire living room set at 50 percent below the existing sale price!!! Over two thousand American’s have been killed in the latest Iraq war, so that you can save on ovens and refrigerators at our home appliance and kitchen enhancement sale!!! Many Vietnam vets are homeless, but that’s ok, because you can now get brand new aluminum siding at half price during our Veteran’s Day Weekend Sale!!! Some vets return home with missing limbs, but you can shop all day today for discounts on new exercise equipment!!! The government is cutting benefits for veterans and in honor of that all sweat shirts and coordinates are on sale this weekend only!!!