Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Tuesday Morning Sing-A-Long (a plea for the return of a Prima Blogger)

Producer’s note: Some of you may have noticed that Justrose has taken leave of her row house. This piece then, (lifted from the Phantom of the Opera, and bastardized appropriately) is a plea from the Pax Family Singers for JR to rightfully return to her lofty perch...



PAX & FRANK:
Prima Donna first lady of the blogsphere your devotees are on their knees to implore you

PAX:
Can you bow out when they’re shouting your name?

FRANK:
Think of how they all adore you.

TONY:
Justrose enchant us once again

LOST:
Think of your muse

ROWAN:
And of the queues round cyber-space!

VIRGINIA GAL:
Can you deny us the triumph in store?

EVERYONE:
WRITE, Justrose, one more!


MAGNOLIA (in full Opera Diva Drag, Center Stage bathed in limelight):
Justrose, your words shall live again, you took a snub, but there's a public who needs you. Think of their cry of undying support, follow where the limelight leads you!

TAZZY & PIGGY (who join Magnolia side by side decked out as warrior maidens – replete with horn helmets and spears):
Justrose, your words shall never die, you'll write again, and to unending ovation. Think how you'll shine in that final encore.

EVERYONE:
Write Justrose once more!

MAIDINK:
So much Drama when a blogger leaves her blog. You'd never get away with all this in a play, but if it’s loudly sung and in a foreign tongue, it's just the sort of story audiences adore, in fact a perfect opera.


JUSTROSE (pushing everyone out of the way):
Justrose knows the world is at my feet a nation waits and how it hates to be cheated!

ALL:
Light up the stage with that age old rapport; WRITE, JUSTROSE ONCE MORE!!!!

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