Monday, October 31, 2005

Ornithological Mishap

Having after dinner drinks with Miss Hazel and Miss Magnolia we noticed a strange twittering sound emanating from the hearth, imagine our horror when a flock of blood-thirsty swallows swooped in to the living room and attacked us!

Magnolia took the brunt of the attack, but she was a trooper and swiped at them with her Channel knock-off jacket while Hazel tried to reason with the winged beasts...

We finally got the windows opened and the birds flew out. Magnolia is feeling better after a few bottles of whiskey and Hazel is on the phone with Doctor Bombay who told her that their was a reasonable explanation for all of this... now if I can only get those kids down at the school house to stop singing that damn song!!

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