Saturday, September 17, 2005

Saturday Morning Sing-A-Long (girls with guns)


MAGNOLIA & JUSTROSE:
Oh my Mother was frightened by a shotgun, they say,
That's why I'm such a wonderful shot.
I'd be am out in the cactus and I practice all day,
And now tell me what have I got.
I'm quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger
Than a pen point, I'm number one.
But my score with a feller is lower than a cellar-
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.

ROWAN , LOST & MAIDINK:
When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal,
Yes, I shine like the morning sun.
But I lose all my luster
When with a Bronco Buster.
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
No, you can't get a man with a gun.

PAX:
If I She went to battle
With someone's herd of cattle

TONY
You'd have steak when the job was done.
But if she shot the herder,

SNICKS:
They'd holler "bloody murder"

FRANK:
And you can't shoot a male
In the tail like a quail

JIMMI:
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.

Tazzy & Piggy:
She’s cool, brave and daring
To see a lion glaring
When she’s out with her Remington

Mags:
But a look from a mister

JUSTROSE:
Will raise a fever blister

LOST:
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.


ROWAN:
The gals with "umbrellars"
Are always out with fellers
In the rain or the blazing sun
But a man never trifles
With gals who carry rifles

EVERYBODY:
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
No, you can't get a man with a gun.
A man's love is mighty
It'll leave him buy a nightie
For a gal who he thinks is fun.
But they don't by pajamas
For Pistol packin' mamas,
And you can't get a hug
From a mug with a slug,
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.

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