Overheard at a supermarket in Hammonton, New Jersey this afternoon:
Lady with a lot of makeup and bad fake tan talking to her friend: If I hear one more thing about this damn hurricane I am going to scream.
Friend in jogging suit carrying a sixpack of Diet Coke: Tell me about it!
LWALOMABFTTTHF: I mean, enough already!
FIJSCASODC: You'd think nothing else was happening in the world.