Monday, August 29, 2005

Thanks for Nothing

This is my little thank you to the dozens of cars and trucks that passed me as I changed a tire on my car on Route 541 just outside of Medford Lakes at around 4:40 this afternoon.

Thanks for not slowing down, thanks for not stopping to see if I needed any help, thanks for not offering to call Triple A.

A very special thank you to the asshole in the white SUV who almost ran me over.

I hope each and every one of you gets audited by the IRS this year.

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