Friday, August 26, 2005

Friday Morning Sing-a-Long (bump and grind variety)


Another one that is sure to be hit!

Clear your throats all, and I hope everyone is feeling limber!

JUSTROSE:
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bend.
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.

MAGNOLIA:
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.

JIMMI:
You can uh...You can uh...
You can uh...uh...uh...
That's how Burlesque was born.
So we uh...and we uh...
And we uh...uh...uh...
But we do it with a horn...

PAX, TONY & SNICKS:
Once She was a Schleppa,
Now she’s Miss Mazzeppa,
With her revolution in dance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!

VIRGINIA GAL:
She can uh... She can uh...
She can uh...uh...uh...
They'll never make her pitch.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a switch.
I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made.

ROWAN:
All them uh and then uh...
And that uh...uh...uh...
Ain't gonna spell success.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with finesse.
Lady Rowan is so much more then purer
Than all them other ladies because-
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause.

MAIDINK:
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!

TAZZY:
If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.

PIGGY:
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you refined it.

FRANK:
If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!

EVERYONE:
Get yourself a gimmick and you too,
Can be a star!
!!!!!

No comments: