Quips and Quotes from the Greatest Comic Of All Time: Julius "GROUCHO" Marx :
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.