Friday, August 05, 2005

Friday Frivolity (baggy pants style)

(Injured Man crosses stage in assorted bandages and casts.)
Comic: What happened to you?
Injured Man: I was living the life of Riley.
Comic: And?
Injured Man: Riley came home!

(A buxom Girl drops her purse, and a Comic tries to return it.)
Comic:
I beg your pardon.
Girl: What are you begging for? You're old enough to ask for it.

(Minister walks up to a beautiful young woman.)
Minister:
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Woman: Certainly, I do!
Minister: (Leering) Then you know what I'm here after.

Gypsy Rose Lee (on the right) -- SOURCE

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