Saturday, September 18, 2004

Jesus Hates Me This I Know, Because Jimmy Swaggart Tells Me So

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH


Jimmy Swaggart, the television preacher who years ago was caught with a two-bit hooker in a seedy hotel, and then begged forgiveness from his god and his followers for that sin, has seen fit to give us his view on gay marriage.

Here is a quote from the Born Again Shit Head;
"I'm trying to find the correct name for it ... this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. ... I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."

John Addams said it best; This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religions in it.

AMEN!

6 comments:

off shore fisherman said...

Jesus must weep at how he is misrepresented time and time again....
Fix your eyes on the real thing,
He never disappoints....

Mazui said...
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Mazui said...

Who are you to call him an asshole when you speak so hatefully? Do you think we'll give heed to your hypocritical article/blog entry?

PaxRomano said...

Well yeah, Maz, I think you will take heed...and he is an asshole and he is hateful, and I am only human I do not profess to be a "holy man" who spouts hatred; I am just a poor shmuck who will lash out at bastards like Swaggart when I see fit. Have a nice day!

etherealfire said...

I give a heed; there's absolutely nothing hypocritical about your post. Swaggart's the hypocrite. An overbearing, self-serving, shameless hypocrite so lacking in compassion, Jesus must be weeping a river of tears by now. Lord, spare us from those who have the indecence and audacity to spew mindless hatred in Your Name.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused yet again--a
Man of God wants to kill someone--ohh, let me humbly beg of the Goddess that she bless my binding spell of the swaggert. May he never again be able to utter his hateful words in the name of a good man. May he publicly convert to the beheading Muslim religion. May he have to stand naked whilst he does so. May that experience cause him to become enlightened, and then enable him to truly offer peace in the name of the good man, in whose name he currently offers bigotry and hate.