Friday, September 17, 2004

By The Pricking Of My Thumbs, 50 THINGS I HATE!

GRRRRRR!!!!!!

1: Assault Weapons, hell, guns in general. 2: Bigotry, 3: Misogyny, 4: Joan Rivers, 5: People on cell phones in public buildings who insist on letting the whole word know what they are talking about, 6: George W. Bush, 7: Celine Dion, 8: Pretentious People, 9: Reality Television, 10: Fred Phelps, 11: Jerry Falwell, 12: The Wail of a Siren, 13: Drew Barrymore, 14: Jim Carrey, 15: American Idol, 16: Rude People, 17: Ralph Reed, 18: Waiting on line, 19: Being Ripped Off, 20: People that drive with the left turn-signal on for three miles and then finally MAKE A RIGHT, 21: Right Wing Talk Radio, 22: The way most new singers today feel the need to yodel instead of carrying a note, 23: Fox News, 24: Paying Bills, 25: Hollywood “Block Buster” Films, 26: Over cooked Pasta, 27: Back Stabbers, 28: Neo Nazis, 30: Neo Cons, 31: Any One Who BLINDLY Follows Religious Belief Even When It Cause Harm or Dismay to Others, 32: Utilitarian Design In Architecture, 33: Clear Cutting Forests, 34: Suburban Sprawl, 35: Traffic Jams, 36: Rap Singers that Glorify Murder and Denigrate Women all in the Pretense of “Keepin’ It Real” 37: Ascribing the word, “Diva” to any woman for any reason, 38:All of those fucking MAKE OVER shows, 39: An American Populace that is too damn lazy to Vote, Except for an American Idol, 40: People Who Belch Out Loud!, 41: The Use of Popular Songs to Pad Scenes in Movies that are nothing more than filler, 42: The Fact that Sean Hayes still can’t admit he’s gay! 43: Skinny Starlets and Pop Singers who send a message to little girls that they must aspire to nothing other than being a size zero, 44: Entertainment TV Magazines (EXTRA, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT etc), 45: Zel Miller, 46: Ann Coulter, 47: DVD’s that are NOT letter-boxed, 46: Queer Eye for The Straight Guy ( a fucking minstrel show), 47: The Demise of Record Albums, 48: Julia Roberts, 49: Tom Cruise, 50: White Bread.

5 comments:

Tony said...

I happen to LIKE Drew Barrymore!!!! Don't be dissin' on my Drew, yo! Why is Bush only #6 and NOT #1?

Short of calling all women Divas, I just hate all the "Divas" in general. 'Cept Gloria Estefan...she's cool enough, I guess.

Crystal said...

I think I'd like to hang out with 13 --- drinking beer, eating grilled-cheese-on-50 sandwiches, and shooting inanimate objects with 1. Other than that, I agree with you completely.

Anonymous said...

JOAN RIVERS??!! darling, joan is divine! she's more than paid her dues and still hasn't found jesus, thank god! and johnny carson hates her, so she must be cool! and drew barrymore?? darling, she is totally okay. again, paid her dues, came out the better for it. smart, funny and GREAT breasts!!!

MagnoliaThunderpussy said...

Darling, #7 & #40, are they not the same thing???

Anonymous said...

Poor poor Pax!! Such a disgruntled man!? Is there anything/anyone you do like?