Once again, A tip of the old fedora and hearty thank you to Maggie T. for letting me know that something new is on the horizon; Spirit Antonio Banderas, a new cologne for men that … what? Smells like Antonio, I suppose.
Oh I can hardly wait to get myself a bottle of this and spray the bed pillows and the mattress and then gently apply a healthy dose to the neck of Whatshisname while I totally go into Desperado Overdrive and start singing the entire score to “9”--- Aye Carumba how much is this stuff gonna’ cost?
Here are some upcoming celebrity scented toiletries coming your way:
Arm Pitt: the first Anti Perspiration Roll On the carries that scent of Jennifer Aniston’s hot husband.
Clooney Five O’clock Shadow After Shave: Smell like a rouge with this macho shaving lotion .
In The Closet by Tom Cruise: At ten million an ounce, you will never be able to afford this one.
SPAZZ by Iggy Pop: The smell of sweat, urine and musk – wear it and go wild!
And for the ladies,
Deluded by Sharon Stone: You’ll always be on the A List when you wear Deluded.
Talent less Hack Mouth Wash by Julia Roberts: Keep your horse mouth clean and fresh for that fake, grating bray whenever anyone cracks a funny.