Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Bottling Banderas





Once again, A tip of the old fedora and hearty thank you to Maggie T. for letting me know that something new is on the horizon; Spirit Antonio Banderas, a new cologne for men that … what? Smells like Antonio, I suppose.

Oh I can hardly wait to get myself a bottle of this and spray the bed pillows and the mattress and then gently apply a healthy dose to the neck of Whatshisname while I totally go into Desperado Overdrive and start singing the entire score to “9”--- Aye Carumba how much is this stuff gonna’ cost?
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Here are some upcoming celebrity scented toiletries coming your way:


Arm Pitt: the first Anti Perspiration Roll On the carries that scent of Jennifer Aniston’s hot husband.

Clooney Five O’clock Shadow After Shave: Smell like a rouge with this macho shaving lotion .

In The Closet by Tom Cruise: At ten million an ounce, you will never be able to afford this one.

SPAZZ by Iggy Pop: The smell of sweat, urine and musk – wear it and go wild!

And for the ladies,

Deluded by Sharon Stone: You’ll always be on the A List when you wear Deluded.

Talent less Hack Mouth Wash by Julia Roberts: Keep your horse mouth clean and fresh for that fake, grating bray whenever anyone cracks a funny.

4 comments:

Zelda Parker said...

I am waiting for hot, hot, Javier in a bottle. I don't think there is a bottle big enough or strong enough to contain the best of the Latin film stars. Hot! Hot! Hot!

HildaSwandumper said...

Let's just hope it doesn't smell like Melanie's poontwaddle!

FLORENCELAWRENCE said...

I'M WAITING FOR THE "THUNDERPUSSY COLLECTION" OF SCENTS...THE ODOR OF A DUMPSTER BOTTOM ON A HOT DAY, ADDED TO THE AROMA OF A WOOL OUTFIT THAT HAS BEEN WORN CONTINUOUSLY WITHOUT CLEANING SINCE 1955 BY AN OILY, ALCOHOL SWILLING HAG...

Zelda Parker said...

Thanks Flo, couldn't have put it better myself!