Tuesday, August 03, 2004

The Selling of a Rotten Actor --- Why I HATE Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and his annoying smile and fake laugh are everywhere. Turn on any entertainment show or morning show and chances are you will see the hambone of his generation dodging fluff questions by some star-struck interviewer all the while that horrid, face stretching grin just getting wider and wider until one fears that his head may just split in two.

What do I have against the guy? Everything!

I can’t stand his Stepford like way he talks (measuring every single word so that heaven forbid the truth of who he really is does not mistakenly come out). I abhor his wooden acting, I am revolted by whenever he takes a new girlfriend, and she must be paraded before the press like a prize winning collie at a dog show. I can’t stand how the press fall over themselves when talking to him … my god, whose dick is this guy sucking?

The other day Whatshisname and I were talking about Cruise and how an actor like say, Cary Grant would have been able to out charm, out act, and out class him all the while holding a cocktail in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

Oh and don’t get me started on the Gay rumors about him. Remember a few years back when that porn star claimed to have had sex with him and Cruise tried to sue him for ten million bucks! Jeez, methinks the lady doth protest too much!

Frankly, if he is gay, I think the gay community would be happy to give him back, you can have him! No questions asked, take him straight world, he yours, honest!

Today I just read some press clip about Cruise saying that he’s ready for love again, or some such tripe. Fine, good for you, I am sure there is an actress somewhere who needs the publicity, go for it, Tommy.

You know what really burns me up? The fact that there are actors out there with more talent in their little fingers than T.C. has in his entire body; Javier Bardem, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Kenneth Branagh, Ewan McGregor…to name but a few, and yet the former Thomas Cruise Mapother, who once apparently wanted to become a priest, is the man who seems fate has smiled on. Again, I ask you, whose dick is this guy sucking?

Sorry but this just had to come out, because if I see this fuck-head one more time, anywhere this week, I will not be responsible for my actions!


Tony said...

I feel the same way about Ashton Kutcher. I don't care if he's dating Demi Moore. I couldn't care LESS about his shows Punk'd and That 70's Show. The man makes me sick. He cannot act...period.

snicks said...

absolutely, pax! i can't stand him, never more than when he massacred the role of lestat.