Lauren Ambrose, I love you. Yes, you read it here first. I am coming out of the closet. I want the world to know that if Lauren Ambrose came my way, I’d switch teams in a heart-beat and leave Whatshisname and my rainbow stickers in the dust.
Well, maybe I’m being a bit drastic, but ever since I became a “Six Feet Under” addict, I have found myself inexplicably drawn to this red headed temptress. Her milky white skin, her beautiful eyes, the amazing way she just NAILS young adult angst. She is a woman I’d walk over hot coals for.
My obsession with Ambrose made me seek out her other films, one stands out, “Psycho Beach Party”, where my girl plays “Chicklet” a spunky teen with a split personality and a psychotic streak. She is nothing short of amazing in that film.
This isn’t the first time a woman has turned my head, a few years back I had this unhealthy mania with Sonia Braga (remember when she played Samantha’s lesbian lover for a period of time on “Sex in The City”?). This caused Whatshisname endless hours of concern. Luckily, I was deprogrammed by an all night Antonio Banderas film festival and loving support and compassion by my friends and family.
I don’t know if my Ambrose fascination will end that easily. She is seriously a gorgeous and talented woman.
I fear that the only hope for a cure at this point would be a clandestine affair with Jeremy Sisto (who plays crazy Billy on SFU)…have I ever told you about my obsession with Sisto, or “Hot Jesus” as I call him … well that tale is for another day.
Ah well, Lauren, I don’t know when this one sided love affair will end, just take a seat with my other obsessions dear girl, you’ll be in good company.