After hours of going through the nearly thousands of replies to my dream, Pax Romano’s Ramblings Inc, is pleased to announce that the Grand Prize Winner is, Ms. Florence Lawrence of Beverly Hills, California, and The first Runner Up is Mr. Tony Shyguy of Black Oak Arkansas.
Ms. Lawrence has won a life’s supply of "Thunderpussy Cosmetics" as well as an Airtight Alibi.
Mr. Shyguy has won carton of “Snick’s Freeze Dried Singlets” (just add water), as well as the unlisted phone number of Miss Magnolia … err, Miss Hilda Swandumper.
First here is Ms. Lawrence’s take on my dream:
MY INTERPRETATION: AHEM! obviously, the mountains behind you are the past. you are "at a pass"...are you contemplating some major change or step in your life? you're also walking into the east, another sign of new beginnings, birth, etc. at the same time, repeating the past, "going back" is fraught with danger and fear. so, you are inclined to make the change, yet fearful of repeating past mistakes?
water in dreams is traditionally a sexual symbol...the orbs..."perfect" experiences? fulfilling and valued experiences? something that can't be improved is very self sustained (floating) and makes you feel safe and secure.
also traditionally, the figures behind you represent your guardian angels, if you're inclined to believe in such. they should have appeared on your right...did they? and again, a representation of the past and future...don't worry about the fact that you couldn't see their faces...if you believe they are who I say, it is standard not to see their faces, one never does. the playing cards...a gamble you'll have to make on your own, with no help from anyone else, even tho you have had the representation of safety before you. you have a safety net. and the flowers...you'd like the gamble to turn out to be a room full of roses, more or less. so tell us...are you contemplating some life move, at some level?
and by the way, darling, i usually charge for this!
Mr. Shyguy’s read of the dream:
The mountains are OBVIOUSLY your sleeping mind's attempt to justify your fascination with Trish's rack of pink and white gazongas.
The glowing orbs that make you feel safe are your desire to see more testicles on a daily basis. You must be unhappy with the amount you see on Campfire.
The man and the boy holding hands are a link to the catholic church. Even if you are NOT Catholic you still want to be an altar boy.
I am thinking that the deck of cards must have something to do with Masturbation (solitaire, maybe). The cards turning into flowers is a metaphor for orgasm--a winning hand of solitaire, if you will.
Do I win?
Thanks again to everyone who entered!
Make sure you catch Ms. Lawrence and Mr. Shyguy at tonight’s press conference at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.
And for the record, Flo I think you hit the nail on the head; and Tony, you are sick puppy!