Thursday, July 08, 2004

This Just In: The Sky Is Falling, AGAIN!

According to CNN.com; Al Qaeda plans a large-scale attack on the United States "in an effort to disrupt the democratic process" before November's elections, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said today. Ridge said U.S. officials have no precise knowledge of the time, place or method of attack, but said they are "actively working to gain that knowledge."

No time, place or method of attack ... Ready kids, 1,2,3 PANIC!!!!

1 comment:

snicks said...

talk about covering the fucking bases..."we don't know when, how, or where an attack will occur, but if it does...WE TOLD YOU SO"