Thursday, July 22, 2004
Get Your Filthy Paws off me ya' Dirty Apes!!!
Reports are coming in that a young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking like a human after a near-death experience.
Holy Darwin on A Popsicle Stick, Batman! I'll bet this ape is smarter than George W. Bush now! Though experts claim that, with the exception of her walking up-right, the ape shows no other different behaviors.
The ape in question is named Natasha, a five-year-old black macaque monkey at the Safari Park next to Tel Aviv.
Reports are saying that Natasha has already been offered a position at Fox News! Stay tuned!