Thursday, July 22, 2004

Get Your Filthy Paws off me ya' Dirty Apes!!!

Posted by Hello

Reports are coming in that a young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking like a human after a near-death experience.

Holy Darwin on A Popsicle Stick, Batman! I'll bet this ape is smarter than George W. Bush now! Though experts claim that, with the exception of her walking up-right, the ape shows no other different behaviors.

The ape in question is named Natasha, a five-year-old black macaque monkey at the Safari Park next to Tel Aviv.

Reports are saying that Natasha has already been offered a position at Fox News! Stay tuned!

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