Thursday, July 22, 2004

ELVIS ALIVE, SPOTTED IN SOUTH JERSEY


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Tonight I attended what is probably the cultural event of the summer in these parts, The County 4-H Farm Fair.

Yeah, well laugh if you will, but my inner-hick has a deep affinity for these types of things. Of course, one never knows what one will find at a Farm Fair.

I found Elvis.

Reported dead on August 16, 1977 (just three days before the death of my personal god, Groucho Marx), the faithful have never bought it for a moment.

As you can see from the photos I shot this evening, he is very much alive and kicking it . The King was turning heads all over the fair-grounds and it seems he remarried. The new Mrs. was a short attractive woman of maybe 35 or so. But what was more exciting, he seemed to have sired a new brood of at least three "little Kings"---I wonder how Lisa Marie will react to this?

My task now is to alert the press, National Enquirer here I come!!!



1 comment:

FLORENCELAWRENCE said...

are you SURE this isn't another wedding photo, darling???