First off, I'd like to introduce you all to the patron saint of vacation-takers, Ladies and Germs, give it up for Her Majesty, The Sausage Queen! Discovered by my good pal, Jen, who, no doubt, once vied for this prestigious crown, The Sausage Queen is the epitome of genteel woman-hood as well as vacationers the world over! Long live "Zion" The Sausage Queen!
To further make my point, here is Miss Diana Vreeland paying homage to Zion just a few years before she entered that big sausage processing plant in the sky. The above photo is, of course, courtsey of the Thunderpussy collection.