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Monday, June 22, 2009
I'd Like to Buy These Two Guys a Drink
First off, I'd like to buy a drink for some guy named Polo. Who is Polo, you ask. Polo (yes I know I've written his name three times already) is the manager of the pop band, The Black Eyed Peas, and allegedly he decked uber jack-off, Perez Hilton. It seems that Hilton (you know he's the guy whose become rich and famous with a blog where he "draws" inane comments on celebrity photos, and posts gossip about them) who is gay, called Black Eyed Peas, front man, will.i. am a "fucking faggot". Isn't that clever? But what can you expect from a pink haired maggot like Hilton? Honestly, this guy is a waste of flesh and an insult to any self respecting gay man - hell, any man, woman or child regardless of their sexuality, in the world!
Praise Jesus! Feast your eyes on Madonna's latest fuck boyfriend, Jesus Luz as he models underwear for a fashion show in Brazil ... say what you will about Madge, but she knows how to pick 'em. Hmmm, come to think of it, I'd like to buy Jesus a drink, several of them as a matter of fact...keep 'em coming barkeep!