Sunday, February 01, 2009

Tettering Cars, Trashy Wedding Incidents, Vaginal Injections and other Great Stuff

I understand that there is some kind of ball game going on today that's a big deal of some sorts ... never heard of it.

Here's some real exciting news for you to pour over while sipping your Sunday java:


  • YIKES! Here's the caption from this photo: A 1987 Dodge van hangs on a rock near Grand Junction, Colo., Jan. 21. Officials said the driver tried to steer the vehicle off a cliff in an apparent suicide attempt. The 34-year-old man survived the incident.
  • GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN WHITE TRASH: Did you hear about the Indiana woman who was not invited to her sister's wedding? Well, she crashed the nuptials and proceeded to engage in a hair pulling brawl with her married sis (STORY HERE)
  • DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE BOY WHO DRESSED AS A GIRL SO HE COULD CHEAT ON AN EXAM? : Now you have (STORY HERE)
  • SUSANNE SOMMERS IS A FREAK!: Vaginal injections (yes, you read that right) as well as 60 vitamins and supplements daily...read all about Suzy's bizarre regiment (STORY HERE)
  • MICHAEL PHELPS IS A STONER! : So it seems that the big gallot is fond of bongs ... and the problem with that is???? (STORY HERE).
So whatever your doing today, driving a car over a cliff, crashing a wedding or injecting supplements via your privates, have a good time! Me? I've got a bong with Michael Phelps name on it.

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