Look around you, it's one scandal after the other these days...
Pretty Boy (and one time Presidential hopeful), John Edwards has fathered a baby out of wedlock ... or so says the National Enquirer LINK HERE.
Mega-Church Preacher, Joel Osteen's wife, Victoria is being sued by a Continental Airlines employee because she allegedly knocked the female employee around while bitching about a stain on her first class seat. LINK HERE.
Presidential Hopeful, John McCain suggested that his trophy wife participate in the Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Contest (which is a topless pageant, by the way). LINK HERE.
Keep it in your pants, don't strike airline employees, and don't tell a crowd of yahoos that you encouraged your wife to enter a topless beauty show (especially if you are running for president!!).