Sunday, June 08, 2008

Pass Me a Tall Cool Drink

Well it's about 150 degrees outside as some of us on the east coast in America suffer the first heat wave of the season ... ugh, it sucks.

Be that as it may, here is some cool news to tide us over; pass the mint juleps and read on:

* Hillary Clinton ends her historic run for president, and in doing so, gives one of her most eloquent and heart-felt speeches. I applaud her not only for her brass balls and tenacity, but knowing when to call it a day. Say what you will about Mrs. Clinton, but she proved that a woman can indeed play hard-ball with the boys. Well done, Hill!

* Meanwhile, Senator Obama, is going into the lion's den, as it were, by traveling to the so-called red states to drum up support against Senator McCain. Well, he's got his work cut out for him, but I think Barry's got the brains and the style to make some inroads here.

* Kisses between actor Steve Carell and Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson might taste like strawberry shortcake! Don't forget the whipped cream, boys.

* Did you hear that Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter was out boating on the Potomac River in Washington and found a dead body floating in the water! Hmmm, I wonder if Cheetah or Dr. Psycho are behind this.

* George Clooney and his beard girlfriend, Sarah Larson have split ... this happened during my stay in Hollywood - I'm just sayin' is all!

* And finally, proving that P.T. Barnum was correct when he said, "There's a sucker born every minute"; take a look at the You've Been Left Behind website. Where, for a mere 40 bucks a year, you can leave messages to all of your friends who have not been taken to heaven during the rapture via an email message ... yes, this is for real.

Have a wonderful Sunday all, and if the Rapture happens, just think what a nice place this world will be without all of those crazy folks! Yeah! an orgy in the streets for the damned -- after all it's hotter than hell out there today.

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