Monday, April 07, 2008

Jesus Want's Your Money, Kids! It's Praise-a-Thon Time again!!

Those crazy(like a fox) sons-a-bitches are at it again, Yup, it's the never-ending request from The Almighty for the almighty dollar - it's the TBN Praise-a-Thon!

Haven't seen much of Jan, she seems to be laying low this time (maybe the pink rinse did not come out as she planned, who knows), but Big Daddy, Paul Crouch has been front and center, and it looks like the old pervert might finally be loosing his marbles as he could not seem to recall the names of the other thieves pastors that were appearing on this afternoon's show.

Once more I sit in dumbfounded awe as these charlatans claim (in a nutshell) that the only way for god to make things right in the life of their viewers is for the viewer to send TBN money.

I really used to feel bad for people ripped off by these bastards, but now I find it kind of funny.

As always, I am tempted to start my own church. The Church of Paxology! Imagine those beg-a-thons! Sister Magnolia, pass the hat; Brother Jimmi, testify! ; Brother Tony, cast out the demons! Sister Liz, lay your hands on the weak and frail and get their wallets!!!!

Gotta love what old P.T.Barnum said: There's a sucker born every minute.

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