Monday, March 03, 2008

"Look at me! I was gonna be a stand-up comedian! Who's gonna laugh now? "

After putting up with some mind-numbing foolishness, borne of a certain someones highly inflated sense of self, at work - I found myself cursing under my breath for a good part of the day on Monday.

Since I am basically a peace loving guy, I need someone who would be willing to kick some ass on my behalf. I need a one legged exotic dancer (who formally dreamt of being a stand up comic) with a machine gun prosthetic.

I need you, Cherry Darling!

Man if the State of New Jersey would just hire one legged strippers instead of people with egos the size of Godzilla, my job would be so much easier.

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