Saturday, January 12, 2008

Special Guest Posting

note: this morning's post is by the hostess of Bitch, Please! :
Good morning, Bitches!

Some of you may know me from my occasional musings over at my little blog, a place where I can get it all off my, rather large, chest by attacking the fools of this world who make me crazy by calling 'em as I see 'em: It's true, Mama does tend to dip her cyber-pen into a well of poison and write what's on her mind. I think of it as cathartic therapy.

If I was not screaming about something on my blog, I might be brandishing an Uzi semi automatic, picking off fools at the local at the local Stop and Shop.

I'm sure many of you can sympathize.

For instance, the other evening, as I was sipping a martini and noshing on some Belgian caviar, the following piece of trash was found in my email. I nearly gagged while reading it.
Who is Barack Obama?
Probable U. S. Presidential candidate, Barack Hussein
Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a
Black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita , Kansas.

Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two
Years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya . His
Mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim
From Indonesia . When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to
Indonesia . Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent
Two years in a Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is
A Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but
That he also attended Catholic school." He does not say the Pledge
Of Allegiance, sing the National Anthem, nor put his hand over his
Heart when others pledge or sing.

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's
Introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was
Temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya
Soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over
His son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother,
Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in
A Wahabi school in Jakarta .

Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim
Terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since
It is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public
Office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United
Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim
Background ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran (Their equivalency to
Our Bible, but very different beliefs)

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected
Presidential candidacy.

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the U.S.
From the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest
Level - through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!!
If it comes down to being between him or Hillary .

Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME
My first thought was, what kind of moron would write something like this? Of course It did not take long to understand that some hyper vigilant reborn Christian took it upon his or her self to piece together this shoddy bit of sensationalism and pass it on as gospel truth (pun intended).

Of course this epistle is just chock full of half-truths in the hopes that it stirs up fear that this beloved nation of ours will be taken over by a (heaven forbid) Muslim. Of course the fact that Senator Obama is not a follower of Islam, makes no matter.

A simple search at Snopes can clear most of this up (CHECK IT OUT).

But you know what really puts Mama's hair up in curlers concerning this? It's the veiled racist implications that it holds. Obviously the Bitch who cooked this up not only fears Muslims, he or she fears an African American holding the highest office in the land -- as a matter of fact, it scares them more than the prospect of Senator Clinton winning the White House.

Crazy mother fuckers can't stomach the fact that the world is changing and they, much like the dinosaurs that they think were around with the cave men, are fading fast.

Frankly, I hope Obama wins in November of '08 and appoints Clinton as his vice president - my goodness could you imagine the mass stroke outs that would be occurring within in the Born Again Fundamentalist fool world should that come to pass?

A black man and a woman as the heads of state!

Praise Jebus and pass the Stoli!

Furthermore, imagine the right wing talking heads. Ann Coulter, Rush Limpdick, et al, those motherfuckers would be imploding en masse , and child, wouldn't that be a glorious celebratory thing to witness. Much better than fireworks if you ask me.

Nonetheless, I am sure that we will be seeing more and more of these kind of propaganda laden missives cluttering up our mailboxes this year - but take it from Mama. If you get something like this, or hear something similar from someone; just look the damn fool in the face who gave it to you and say,

Bitch, Please!

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