In case you missed any of it, here is how the red carpet moments went earlier this evening at the SAG awards.
Stick Thin E-Network Hostess: Oh my god, you look A MAY ZING!
Airhead Actress: Thanks!
STENH: Who are you wearing?
AA: It's an original!
STENH: Well, It's A MAY ZING!
STENH: So you've had a busy year and your acting in your latest movie was A MAY ZING!
Second Stick Thin E-Network Hostess: Welcome back to E's SAG awards Red Carpet, we are here with fasion nazi, Billy Velour; Billy, what about the dresses we saw tonight?
Stick Thin Bleached Blond Femme Guy: Oh my god, we saw some A MAY ZING gowns tonight!
And that's when I switched over to The Simpsons.