Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Far out, huh?
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Tony left me this message, "I would just like to point out that I was totally ignored on Favorite Photo Friday. I demand penance!"
Jeepers, here is the link to Tony's fave foto HERE.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
We've been very busy preparing for the visit of Chuck and Cam, but I managed to steal away and take a few photos to show you all what's been going on.
Magnolia arrived a few hours ago with enough luggage to fill the west wing of the estate, but that was OK, she also brought along her domestics, Propecia and Rogaine, and they've been such a help!
Earlier in the day, we stopped on over to the Va Va Va Voom Room, and watched as Justrose practiced her new routine that she will reveal tomorrow afternoon for the royals!
Let me tell you something kids, Rosie's new number is mesmerizing, especially when she recites the complete works of Proust while hanging twenty feet in the air balancing a cocktail shaker on her left knee and a flaming baton on the other! The staff at the Va Va... were on their feet cheering during the finale when she is shot from a cannon to the strains of "God Save The Queen" and lands in a twenty foot high martini glass!
Later on, Rosie joined Mags and I at the villa for this evening's rehearsal dinner.
Even my significant other, Whatshisname, got into the spirit and spent some time consulting with the other guests over royall protocol. He promises not to sing "Happy For the Rest of Your Lfe" to Chuck.
And finally, I'd like to thank the Utopia Burger King for supplying tonight's meal!
Imagine it, 750 bags of Whoppers and onion rings and another 750 strawberry milkshakes all served to the guests who showed up at the great hall in Villa Romano tonight...
...of course, this is just a dry run, check in tomorrow to see how the real event went!
I've planned a whirlwind itinerary for the royal couple.
We'll begin with cocktails at Dirty Franks, followed by a tour of the tap-room's art gallery. From there, we will be whisked via limo, to Giovanni's Room for a book signing, and then it's off to Va Va Va Voom Lounge where Justrose will do a private dance recital for the royals. After that we are off to Pat's Steaks for a quick bite and then I've chartered a private train to whisk us all over the bridge to South Jersey where we will retire to my Villa in Utopia to enjoy a night of Blockbuster videos and pizza.
I can't see how they won't be impressed.
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From the pretty-boy subject, to the surreal image looking back at him from the mirror, I find this piece hypnotizing.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Why not go stop over to Virginia Gal's place and cheer her up. God knows she could use it.
While your at it, stop over to my guy, Tony's place and say an encouraging word, he's a bit under the weather.
Come on people, makes some good karma!
Sunday, January 21, 2007
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1: When you eat pasta, do you sprinkle Parmesan and / or Romano cheese on to it, or are you one of those types who skips the cheese?
2: Ben Franklin once said, “Lighthouses are more useful than churches”. Where would you rather go; to a church or a lighthouse?
3: Speaking of quotes, grab the nearest book, turn to page 13 of said book and write out your favorite passage from that page.
4: Is it OK to let the dishes soak in the sink, or should they be washed immediately? (no cheating by claiming that you always use the dishwasher).
5: One pill make you larger, and one pill makes you small: What is/was your favorite recreational drug? (even if your clean and sober now)
6: And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all: What is / was your favorite legal drug?
7: Pretending that money is no object, what luxury or outlandish service would you use as much as possible?
8: Through some kind of legal technicality, Charles Manson is finally going to be put to death for his part in the Tate – La Bianca murders. You are at the prison and have two choices: you can either call Governor Schwarzenegger and request a stay of execution, or, you can be the one who pulls the switch that fries him. Which do you choose?
9: Through a fluke, you've discovered that a simple combination of several food stuffs can be blended together to form a compound that cures everything from common colds, as well as cancer and AIDS. After you patent it, do you bring your discovery to a pharmaceutical company thereby insuring that you will be filthy rich for the rest of your life, or do you give the cure away to those who need it?
10: For some reason, chocolate makes me randy: what food turns you on?
11: Morning person or night owl, what type are you?
12: You've written your life story, what's the title of it?
1: Lots and lots of cheese until it looks like the Swiss Alps.
2: A lighthouse, so I could go to the top and see the ocean, like I did that time I was in Maine.
3: “Would it not be famous to ride a dragon?” - pg 13 of 'His Majesty's Dragon' by Naomi Novik
4: If the OCD is kicking, the dishes get washed, but for the most part, soaking 'em is fine!
5: Back in the day, some illicit smoke was what I liked best. These days, I can not tolerate the stuff.
6: This pill called Bromfed, works wonders on stuffy heads. Prescription only, but well worth it.
7:I would hire a chauffeur and limo and be driven everywhere!
8: As much as I find Manson a despicable piece of trash, and not worthy of much of anything, I can't see who killing him would resolve anything, it certainly would not bring any of his victims back ... so yeah, I'd be on the phone with Arnie.
9: I'd only make wealthy people pay for the cure, the rest of society would just have to ask and would receive it.
10: Looks like I already answered that one.
11: Mostly mornings, love to get up at the crack of dawn to start my day. But by three o clock I'm ready to call it a day (though a mid-afternoon power nap works wonders).
12: The King of Fucking Everything
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
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Ooh, lookie, it's the bulging crotch that ate Manhattan ... actually it's entitled, "Cab, 5th Avenue" and it's by NYC shutter bug, Dave Beckerman.
Here is what Mr. Beckerman has to say about this picture:
Tripod shot; late night on 5th avenue. The gigantic posters are everywhere these days. (Leica M3, 2005)
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Bad move on my part.
I'm one of those people, who if his sleep is disturbed, it screws me up royally.
I never fell back asleep.
I figured I'd sleep in today and go to work late ... that didn't work either.
I just called out for the day.
I am so damn tired, but I should get some things done since I'm home.
Yeah, that could happen.
Ugh, this is going to be such a wasted day.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Monday, January 15, 2007
Other Golden Globe observations:
*Earlier in the show I discovered that Alec Baldwin and I have something in common when he announced he just had hernia surgery. I will keep that in mind on February 12th.
* When I grow up, I want to become Jack Nicholson. I just love that guy, he is too freaking cool!
* Is Salma Hayek the most beautiful woman in the world?
* Is America Ferrera a breath of fresh air? How sweet to see a young lady who is not all skin and bones, rock on America!
* When they showed Prince in the audience, I thought I was looking at Jada Pinkett Smith for a second!
* Who picked out Jeremy Irons get up? What was that all about?
* Monet was drunk in gallons at this event!
* I should be living in Hollywood; but I'd never say, "amazing", no matter what!
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Elizabeth Short was a young woman from Medford Massachusetts who headed out to Hollywood California to become an actress. Unfortunately, for Miss Short, the only fame she found was posthumously when her butchered corpse was found in an open field on January 15, 1947. In death, Short became known as The Black Dahlia (allegedly due to her love of wearing black clothing). To this day, Elizabeth Short's murder remains unsolved.
I was thrilled to hear that Brian De Palma had been picked to direct a movie version of James Elroy's novel about the Dahlia murder.
And then I saw the film.
What a mess, where to begin? How about the leading man, Josh Hartnett as Officer Bucky Bleichert; good god, Hartnett has the personality of a pencil and the acting skill of the same. The less said about him the better. Unfortunately, he is in practically ever damn scene of the movie.
And then there is the script. Talk about convoluted ... you might need an outline to keep up with the plots, sub-plots and back stories ... in fact, Elizabeth Short's tale seems to be the least important thing in the film. Add to that an odd three way between Hartnett's character, Scarlett Johanson (Kay Lake) and Aaron Eckhart (Sgt. Leland 'Lee' Blanchard), police corruption, a serial killer who is getting out of jail on a technicality, a crazed society matron (Fiona Shaw in overdrive), a clown painting, KD Lang in a tuxedo singing "Love For Sale", hidden money, double crosses and boxing matches, shady land deals...and well, then of course there is the story of Short which they some how seem to cram into this plot.
What keeps the viewer from yanking the DVD out of the player and using it for a cocktail coaster is that De Palma manages to deliver a film that is full of shadows and atmosphere. There is no denying that, technically, De Palma is at the top of his game.
Another pleasant surprise is Hillary Swank as the ultimate shady dame, Madeleine Linscott. When Swank shows up, it's as if she's from a whole other time; she nails the quintessential Film Noir Femme Fatale. Swank seems to be channeling Veronica Lake, Rita Hayworth and Barbara Stanwyck: if there were any justice in this world, Swank would receive an Oscar nod for this performance, she outshines everyone else (even the drop dead gorgeous Johanson).
Unfortunately, one great performance and technically superior camera work do not a good movie make.
This move, in a word, dreadful.
That said, it is still worth the rental to see Hillary Swank give the performance of the year. After seeing her play a boxer, and a woman passing for a man, the last thing I expected was this icy, vampy, sex drenched creature that she managed to cook up.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
So, imagine my sheer delight when I discovered that the show was coming to the Kimmel Center in Philadelphia on January 27th! I trembled with utter joy when I heard this, imagining myself front and center clapping along with the audience during the Powdered Milk Biscuits song, or laughing hysterically over the adventures of Ruth Harrison, Reference Librarian, and Guy Noir, Private Detective (who works in that city that "knows how to keep it's secrets")... yup, this was going to be a nerd's-dream-come-true!
So, imagine my sheer devastation when I discovered that the show was already sold out! I even called the Kimmel Center last night to see if there were standing room only spots or individual seats available. There were none.
Oh misery! Oh agony! If only the Catsup Advisory Board could help me now!
Friday, January 12, 2007
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Today's picture is entitled "Case Study House # 22" and was shot by Julius Shulman for a photo spread of Los Angeles homes in Playboy magazine some time in 1960. The archeitect who designed this swinging bachelor pad was Pierre Koenig.
Wouldn't that be a wonderful view to gaze out on every night?
Anyone care for a Mai Tai?
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
It would appear that THIS POSTING gets looked at a lot (check out some of the damn comments!!!). It also generates a lot of email, most which I delete; however, this afternoon when I went to the old mailbox here at Pax Romano Inc and discovered this latest missive ... well I felt that a reply was due.
First, the email:
And now the reply:
Donna, I don't know you either, so we are even.
I will not judge your heart either.
That said, please take a deep breath and understand that what was written about Mr. Franklin was tongue in cheek, it was satire, it was not to be taken seriously. Franklin is a public figure with a much larger stage than I will ever have, he uses the airwaves to get his message across. I am just a mere speck out here in cyberspace who sees what he sees and comments on it. I doubt that my mocking of this television preacher will harm him or his ministry in any way shape or form.
Please don't pray for me; save your prayers for more important things. Pray for the families of those who have died in Iraq, pray for the homeless who dot the streets of this country, pray for the mentally incapacitated, pray for the lonely and the broken hearted, pray for the ill, pray for the world leaders that they might guide us to a more stable future, pray for the close-minded individuals who would deny rights to others, pray for those who are easy prey for the charlatans of the world...
Thank you for taking the time and writing to me.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
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Sunday, January 07, 2007
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Friday, January 05, 2007
This morning I paid a visit to Dr. Unpronounceable Lastname at The Swanky City Medical Center and Coffee Bar so that we could discuss my hernia and upcoming surgery.
I confess, I am being a big baby over all of this, but the last time I had surgery (other than dental) was when I had my tonsils out, and that was back in the Jurassic period. Happily, Dr. Lastname's assistant, Nurse Kindly, put me at ease. She realized how nervous I was when my blood pressure was through the roof, so she sat and talked and laid the whole procedure out for me. It worked, I was not as freaked as I was earlier.
After Nurse Kindly re-took my vitals, Dr. Unpronounceable Lastname came in to the exam room and examined me. He is of Filipino decent, and seemed like a nice guy. I should mention he had a thick accent. ... but a peculiar thing occurred during the examination.
OK, if you are being examined for a hernia, you know that part of the procedure is the "turn your head and cough" part when they grab your balls. Well it was during this particular moment when Dr. Lastname said, "You have the big testicles".
"Excuse me?" I said, my pants around my ankles.
"You have the big testicles", he repeated in his thick accent.
I panicked for a second and said something like, "Is that because of the hernia, is something else wrong...?"
"No, no", he laughed, his hands still cupping my balls, "I just say this because you have big ones, that's all, now pull up pants and we will talk about your surgery".
Fully embarrassed, but all ears, I listened as he told me about the procedure as well as the recovery period which he indicated could take up to two to three weeks. Apparently, since I've never had any real surgery in my life, It might take me longer to heal.
Once the consultation was done, I met with yet another person at the medical center and scheduled my surgery for February 12th.
After it was over I took my self, my hernia, and my big balls to Starbucks and enjoyed a Cinnamon Latte and wondered if telling someone that they have big testicles is what passes for a good bedside manner these days...
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fff at the morning martini
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
So it's that time of year when everyone makes up their resolution list. We've all done it; we swear to eat less, drink less, quit that bad habit, take up that good habit, etc. And usually by year's end we have forgotten those promises we've made to ourselves.
This year, then, I thought I'd come up with a short list of some doable resolutions, things I might actually accomplish.
Let's see how good or bad I do.
1: From now on, I swear to see the glass as half full (especially if it's half full of a good merlot).
2: I promise not to keep telling people to stop using the word "amazing" even though the sound of it makes my skin crawl.
3: I will not judge someone who identifies themselves as a Christian (that is until they begin to prostilitize, at which point I will box their ears and quote them the wise words of Benjamin Franklin, who once said, "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.").
4: I will stop re-ending cars with those yellow "We Support the Troops" bumper ribbons on them.
5: I will stop saying to people who voted for Bush, "Told Ya' So!!!". Well, maybe not.
6: I will start a petition to get Garrison Keillor to bring his company to the Philly / South Jersey area to do a performance of a Prairie Home Companion.
7: I will NOT stop whining until we get some decent snow here in Joisey this winter ... come on already, it's January and it's still in the 60's!!!
8: I will not bitch over the fact that my car is still in the garage and will not be ready until some time on Wednesday, DAMN IT! ...oops, too late!
9: I resolve to never stop believing that this war in Iraq was a horrible mistake and a sinful waste of human lives, and that many people in power have innocent blood on their hands.
10: I will listen less to the naysayers and more to the optimists, I resolve to get my rose colored glasses refitted!
Happy New Year!
2007 is shaping up to be a wonderful year, and it's less than two days old.
Yesterday, I slept most of the day ... got up, ate, napped, rinse, lather, repeat. Missed dinner at my folks house due to sleeping.
Today my car remains at the shop, so I did not go into work. All totaled, it's going to run me 550.00 for the repair work as well as the inspection. Goody. More money to be spent after the wallet draining month of December.
Spent the morning deconstructing Xmas. Every year I say the same thing; "I will neatly bind up the lights and wrap them in individual plastic bags" ... yeah right. Everything went into huge bags and boxes until three hundred and some days from now when I am cursing the knots...
The tree was a royal bitch, but it is now on the deck ( it is a potted, live tree now going on to it's second year).
We have tons of left over cakes and cookies and various other holiday sugar coated treats. I think I am going to box all of that crap up and bring it into work tomorrow; chances are nothing will be left by day's end.
We also have left over bottles of beer that have been sitting in the cooler since New Year's eve, so I guess I'll be dumping them since you can't re-refrigerate beer.
The microwave blew up the other day, so it is now just a happy memory, and the vacuum cleaner sounds like it's ready to go the same way...
Damn, this boy needs a vacation (all expenses paid).
Monday, January 01, 2007
... am going back to bed ... happy 2007 all!