Constant readers of this blog know and love Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy. Her wit is as legendary as her string of late, ex husbands.
Inasmuch as Mags dwells in the wilds of Moose Jaw Province in Canada, her Thanksgiving was celebrated last month.
Today, as is her custom, Mags will be journeying to her old stomping grounds of Flint Michigan, in these United States, where she will be preparing dinner for the "less fortunate" followed by a reenactment of her classic vaudeville routine, Around the World in 80 Ways.
"I spent some of the happiest days of my life, in Flint", the sassy octogenarian said to reporters as she adjusted her wooden prosthetic leg, "so coming back here, is my little way of giving back to the community".
The festivities begin at 1 pm at the Flint VFW - complimentary antibiotics and Pepto-Bismol will be available to all who request them. And as always, The Flint Free Clinic will do venereal disease screenings to all of Miss Thunderpussy's more intimate fans.