Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Among those to be investigated, the hyperventilating Paula White ( if you ever seen White, you have no doubt been mesmerized by her preaching style which is punctuated by constant deep gasps for air), the scary Joyce Meyer (who comes across as a reformed good time gal with a penchant for well tailored suits and matching jewelry), and my fave, that crazy old son of a bitch, Benny
Hannah Hinn (Benny is one of those laying-hands-on-drive-out-the-demon-type of preacher with a bad comb over who is prone to wearing white suits -- he's magnificent in his tacky persona).
In keeping with the theme, in case you missed it the TBN Praise-A-Thon is in full swing now. Every day this week, the minions of the Crouch family and their holy empire are begging for your cold hard cash.