Tuesday, November 06, 2007

BUSTED! Six Television Preachers to be Investigated by the Senate Finance Committee

Oh this is funny: Six of today's most prominent money grubbers televangelists are going to be investigated by a senate finance committee. Gee, who would have thought that God's Anointed would be making funny with the books?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Among those to be investigated, the hyperventilating Paula White ( if you ever seen White, you have no doubt been mesmerized by her preaching style which is punctuated by constant deep gasps for air), the scary Joyce Meyer (who comes across as a reformed good time gal with a penchant for well tailored suits and matching jewelry), and my fave, that crazy old son of a bitch, Benny Hannah Hinn (Benny is one of those laying-hands-on-drive-out-the-demon-type of preacher with a bad comb over who is prone to wearing white suits -- he's magnificent in his tacky persona).

While I'm all for seeing these bastard get what is coming to them, I still can not believe that anyone in their right fucking mind still sends money to them. What is wrong with people? How stupid do you have to be to still be sending part of your hard earned dough to those charlatans?

In keeping with the theme, in case you missed it the TBN Praise-A-Thon is in full swing now. Every day this week, the minions of the Crouch family and their holy empire are begging for your cold hard cash.

Praise the lord, and pass the pink hair dye!

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