And then there is this bit:
Email from Magnolia as follows:
What on earth is the REAL poop, your devoted fans want to know the whole story. I just read this (below) in “Winchell”.
Pham Quang was born November 2003 and now he has been adopted by Angelina Jolie. She has changed his name to Pax Thien Jolie. His name means Peaceful Sky – Pax is peace in Latin and Thien is sky in Vietnamese.
Angie's rep confirms that she was arrived in Vietnam yesterday and the adoption became official today.
Yes, it's true, I am the father of Angie's new baby. I had to impregnate a Vietnamese woman, it was all very hush-hush. But I had two demands. One, I must be paid handsomely for my services (I was), and Two, the child must have my first name!
So there you have it.