Tuesday, February 06, 2007

And The Big Story Tonight...


...it's cold, yes ladies and gentlemen, the arctic blast continues pummeling the Delaware Valley with bone freezing temperatures, you can not afford not to watch this ...we have live team coverage tonight, our reporters are on every street corner, in every town in the tri-state area reporting on the frigid conditions...how will this cold weather effect you today? Only we can tell you, stay tuned for our mind-numbingly inane round the clock coverage concerning the Polar Express, not the movie, but the freezing temperatures and how they can cause things like ice on your windshields and frost bite! This is a big story, and you can not afford not to watch ... we will also have a special report about how the cold can make your nose run if you stand outside for a long period of time, you can't afford not to watch this, it's your health we are talking about...Yes, it's cold, very cold, super-duper, mega cold! Stay tuned and see our coverage of this weather phenomena known as winter, you can't afford not to watch...

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