Wednesday, August 24, 2005
You're Only Pretty as You Feel...
This woman on the left was on one of the home shopping channels the other night selling a line of cosmetics to women over the age of 50 (or maybe it was 150).
She was going on about "smoothing the lines of age" and how her line of war-paint will make you look and feel years younger...And the whole time I noticed two things; her deep set unnatural looking eyes, and her eyebrows which seemed stuck in a state of perpetual surprise as if someone had come up from behind and goosed her.
Geez, wouldn't bathing in virgin's blood give the same results?